i just yelled out the window at these girls that were smoking cigs and i was like SMOKING KILLS YOU and they yelled back THAT’S THE POINT i was like oh shit i totally get it now
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Addiction is tricky. For example: a man who quit smoking for 11 years spent 15 seconds in an elevator with a man smoking a cigarette. He gave in.
What I’m trying to say is I think I love you again.
(via cumpressing)
“tell us about your tattoos”
“ok well first off here is the 420 tombstone on my leg which symbolizes me smoking weed until i die”
you can preach about slut-shaming all you want, but you can’t deny there’s something very wrong with 13 and 14-year old girls going out in skirts and dresses so short they barely cover their asses and shirts with necklines so low they show off cleave they haven’t got yet, drinking and even smoking and hooking up with guys before they even have a substantial knowledge of how sex and sexual relationships work.
Thank YOU
- me: I AM A STRONG BLACK WOMAN WHO DON'T NEED NO MAN
- real life friends: ...the fuck you smoking
- parents: but sweetheart you're white
- tumblr friends: BBY DATS RIGHT U GO TYRONE U GO
WERE ONLY A MINIUTE INTO THE MOVIE AND I’VE ALREADY SEEN LIKE 20 PAIRS OF NAKED TITTIES, VANESSA HUDGENS SMOKING A BONG AND ASHLEU BRNSON SAYING SHE WANTS DICK
there’s ANOTHER high school musical??
is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing
no its called highjacking
guys no it’s weedwhacking
no its called dissapointing ur mother
legitimately high on life, Been smoking ladybugs and snortin pet dander
my mom went to high school with jamie lee curtis and one time they both got caught smoking pot together and jamie told the teacher it was my mom’s and my mom was suspended and jamie lee got no punishment so think about that next time you want some activia
the laxative yogurt lady fucked over my mom