[adhighdefinition]

self care is so damn difficult when you… don’t… care… about your own self

[twunkmichaelmell]

when people yell at retail workers/waitstaff/etc. for no reason

[sexanax]

u ever just wanna…….suck on his fingers

[femmetops]

me at the dentist :/

[sexanax]

shut up

[skineater]

Pick ur head up dumbass……..ur dunce cap is falling

[16bithoe]

When you’re on your way home from the club but one of you almost died

[instagrandmaw]

HEY MA

[glitchicorn]

[guy]

i should shower soon *lies down for 5 hours*

[mayitpleasethecourtt]

[luaren]

jake gyllenhaal is my favorite celebrity because he’s so goddamn elusive and weird. he’s always in good movies and is a very good actor. he’s also extremely hot. but on the other hand he’s the guy New Yorkers spot wearing a birthday hat at a restaurant and buying ice cream sandwiches in bulk. he’s the guy Taylor swift wrote a near whole album about. and he’s not on any social media so I can’t confront him. honestly who is this man.

[firedrill]

Me: this Starbucks drink is nasty

Me: *remembers I paid $6 for it*

Me: My... I've never tasted such an exquisite creation.....